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Jul. 12th, 2023 10:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
roughentumblei still think you could make a geraskier story outta the lindworm tale
#and it would be both cool and funny as hell #geralt is the monster fighter who hears about all this and. when the king and queen beg. he sighs in a very put upon way #and agrees to help #and jaskier is this nasty worm prince who slithers and wants to eatfuck his new husband(hes a worm he isnt picky abt gender) #but then the night is over his layers are shed and he’s a Shiny New Human with Wide Eyed Appreciation For The World!!! #WOW did you know walking upright is WEIRD!!!! you dont have to worry NEARLY as much about sharp rocks!!! #he’s suddenly a lot less interested in being a prince #he’s like i wanna abdicate Right Now and go Explore The World can i tag along mr husband? #(geralt: no. jaskier: pleeeeaassseeee i really want to *puppy dog eyes*) #hes a bit wide-eyed and naive abt some stuff and is Entranced with the Beauty Of The World now he’s not a wormyguy #(rdj meme voice: he is entranced by the beauty of the world now he’s not a wormyguy) #and he is DETERMINED to follow geralt around. and his parents are actually cool w/ him abdicating cuz like #he spent all that time as a lindworm they did NOT train him to run a kingdom. he had no tutors. he would not know what to do #his personality’s done a total 180 he’s very cheery now #and dammit all. geralt. begrudgingly. kind of likes the annoying lil guy. #and they COULD get the marriage annulled and geralt TOTALLY PLANS TO ok it was a marriage for the sake of contract fulfillment #but. well. i mean. time gets away from them and….. the ex-prince who now fancies himself a bard isnt AWFUL company….. #and then a couple years down the line they have a REAL ceremony with a perfectly normal amount of clothes removal afterword
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cured lindworm!jaskier missing his articulated ribs
#''it made swallowing so much EASIER'' he moans dejectedly after the third time that week of geralt performing the heimlich #when jaskier got a little too enthusiastic about a chicken wing
#and it would be both cool and funny as hell #geralt is the monster fighter who hears about all this and. when the king and queen beg. he sighs in a very put upon way #and agrees to help #and jaskier is this nasty worm prince who slithers and wants to eatfuck his new husband(hes a worm he isnt picky abt gender) #but then the night is over his layers are shed and he’s a Shiny New Human with Wide Eyed Appreciation For The World!!! #WOW did you know walking upright is WEIRD!!!! you dont have to worry NEARLY as much about sharp rocks!!! #he’s suddenly a lot less interested in being a prince #he’s like i wanna abdicate Right Now and go Explore The World can i tag along mr husband? #(geralt: no. jaskier: pleeeeaassseeee i really want to *puppy dog eyes*) #hes a bit wide-eyed and naive abt some stuff and is Entranced with the Beauty Of The World now he’s not a wormyguy #(rdj meme voice: he is entranced by the beauty of the world now he’s not a wormyguy) #and he is DETERMINED to follow geralt around. and his parents are actually cool w/ him abdicating cuz like #he spent all that time as a lindworm they did NOT train him to run a kingdom. he had no tutors. he would not know what to do #his personality’s done a total 180 he’s very cheery now #and dammit all. geralt. begrudgingly. kind of likes the annoying lil guy. #and they COULD get the marriage annulled and geralt TOTALLY PLANS TO ok it was a marriage for the sake of contract fulfillment #but. well. i mean. time gets away from them and….. the ex-prince who now fancies himself a bard isnt AWFUL company….. #and then a couple years down the line they have a REAL ceremony with a perfectly normal amount of clothes removal afterword
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cured lindworm!jaskier missing his articulated ribs
#''it made swallowing so much EASIER'' he moans dejectedly after the third time that week of geralt performing the heimlich #when jaskier got a little too enthusiastic about a chicken wing