Witcher/Steven Universe Fusion Idea
Nov. 8th, 2023 07:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
roughentumblei need steven universe fusions to become popular and relevant in the circles i run in immediately
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ok fuck you im doing it myself. if geralt and jaskier steven universe fused, maybe because of a curse, they would have long hair that curled a bit at the ends, light blonde shot through with white, starlight mixed with sunshine. their eyes would be unearthly teal, jaskier’s aquamarine mixed with geralt’s cat yellow. they’re taller than either on their own, leaner than geralt but buffer than jaskier, still as pale as anything. with geralt’s penchant for black and his general moodiness, and jaskier’s flair for the dramatic and interest in fashion, they’re quite the goth, with an interest in maudlin poetry, cooing over the beauty in evocative but heartrending lines. they can be kind of mean, since individually they tend to be egged on by each other’s cattiness, and geralt enjoys sitting back and watching jaskier be a bitch, so when combined they sometimes forget when to stop. they also have opposite bitchiness /styles/, with geralt going for deadpan snark and jaskier going for flowery bullshit, and when those combine it usually just sounds like being bluntly mean and then laughing about it. they generally dont mean harm, its just an unfortunate quirk of theirs they have to work to reign in. they’re worse in a fight than geralt alone, despite the bigger body and extended range, because jaskier is not a fighter and it tends to pull on their cohesion. they take a long time to come around to a name, though they use “howl” in the interim because it’s a real name that’s also dramatic, and combines wolves with a kind of musicality, which they feel suits them.
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ok fuck you im doing it myself. if geralt and jaskier steven universe fused, maybe because of a curse, they would have long hair that curled a bit at the ends, light blonde shot through with white, starlight mixed with sunshine. their eyes would be unearthly teal, jaskier’s aquamarine mixed with geralt’s cat yellow. they’re taller than either on their own, leaner than geralt but buffer than jaskier, still as pale as anything. with geralt’s penchant for black and his general moodiness, and jaskier’s flair for the dramatic and interest in fashion, they’re quite the goth, with an interest in maudlin poetry, cooing over the beauty in evocative but heartrending lines. they can be kind of mean, since individually they tend to be egged on by each other’s cattiness, and geralt enjoys sitting back and watching jaskier be a bitch, so when combined they sometimes forget when to stop. they also have opposite bitchiness /styles/, with geralt going for deadpan snark and jaskier going for flowery bullshit, and when those combine it usually just sounds like being bluntly mean and then laughing about it. they generally dont mean harm, its just an unfortunate quirk of theirs they have to work to reign in. they’re worse in a fight than geralt alone, despite the bigger body and extended range, because jaskier is not a fighter and it tends to pull on their cohesion. they take a long time to come around to a name, though they use “howl” in the interim because it’s a real name that’s also dramatic, and combines wolves with a kind of musicality, which they feel suits them.
(#they get cursed which pushes them together into one person #and its awful its hellish to be so Close to someone without a choice #and they MISS each other #while also at the same time hating that the voices in their head wont go AWAY #that all their inner turmoil is so plainly put on display #but once they break the curse they find theyre still able to fuse on command if they choose #and they find they miss it. and go back to it often. theres a comfort in having the other Right There)
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they can be more softspoken than either geralt or jaskier alone because jaskier’s emotional honesty combines with geralt’s shyness that he likes to hide, giving him an opportunity to actually express that part of himself.
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oh my god. oh my god. geralt+jaskier fusion, would look like. a fucking vampireeee
taller than average, long pale hair, jaskier’s elaborate dress+geralt in black=goth, piercing eyes…. they probably have a cloak….